--HAPPY FANNY, FORTUNE TELLER "SEZ"--

You're on the right track.

Junior was aimin' for some gold stars
in Sunday School for memorizin'
the Good Book. But he only got just
the one star for sayin' "Jesus wept,"
and that wouldn't do. So he says,
"And he wept and he wept and
he wept a heckuva lot more!"